Eleventh Century Birthday

We were seated at the royal table in the Black and White section, and for those of you who don't know how it works there, the crowd is split into six sections, each of which have knight to represent them. From what I hear, the winner of the tournament and therefore hero of the show is determined by the support from the knight's sections, which would explain why our's won. Not only did we have a row full of grown-ass men and women heckling the other knights (especially the blue one, who was a dead-ringer for my lousy ex-roommate), but whenever our beloved Black & White knight would do anything we'd be up in arms, shouting till our voices failed. Even the table behind us, which was a birthday party for a little girl, joined in. After we laid into the Red knight for his longing glances at the Green Knight, the girls would chime in by yelling "Red knight, you STINK!".

I had a hard time cutting this video, there were so many cool things to include, but I think we got most of the highlights here. I'm going to categorize this as history, I hope no one objects.

Music by Iron & Wine.